“You can’t take the heat? Get yo’ ass out the kitchen. Matta’ fac’ take yo’ ass back in there and wash the dishes.”
—
Royce da 5’9 “Deadly Medley”
October 2010
8 posts
Kanye West's "Runaway"
I’ve always been a Kanye West fan. I think his music production is beautiful and I think he’s a clever rapper. His cockiness has never been a turn-off for me. If you know you’re talented, what’s the harm in saying it? No matter how questionable is his public persona, his talent is undeniable.
Because I respect him as a producer and artist, I watched his short film “Runaway.” What I saw was an exhibit of mental masturbation. He boldly translated his thoughts and visions of the reality in which he exists into film. Clearly, he was so into pleasing himself that he had no regard for the viewers. And it confused the fuck out of me. THE FUCK OUT OF ME!
But the music was dope!
“Well-behaved women seldom make history.”
—Laurel Thatcher Ulrich (via nnete)
ABCs of things I hate
A -Ash on that spot between the thumb and index finger. I feel less of a woman when that particular situation is un-moisturized.
Bonus: Adverb misuse. Verbs hate this too.
B - Boiled meat. Don’t do that.
C - Crumbs. Make a habit of handling that.
Bonus: Crumpling paper. One of the most annoying sounds ever!
D - Dirty doors. Eeww!
E - E-mail. Like, not hate because it is so convenient for me, but hate because it is so convenient for other people.
F -Funky attitudes on men. It’s never attractive.
G - Gum on the bottom of my shoe. It can really ruin a day.
H - Hot candy. The irony is not appreciated.
Bonus: Hypocrisy.
I - Ignorant questions
Bonus: Internet Explorer. I’m Team Firefox
J - Jalapeno pepper seeds
K - Knit teacher sweaters. No thanks. I’m too fly of a teacher for that mess.
L - Lip foam. I know you feel that. Handle that.
M - Migraines. Fuck them.
N - Nouns as verbs. You don’t “inbox” someone; you send a message to their inbox.
O -“Open-toed.” It’s OPEN-TOE. Da hell does “toed” mean?
P - Pacifiers when a child is over six months old. Instead, try to figure out why a child is upset: sleepy, hungry or wet.
Q - Quick weaves. Yeah, I said it.
R - Rude salespeople. It just prompts me to be ruder and since I’m the CUSTOMER, these people have to defer to my bitchiness.
S - Stink bombs. They have absolutely no societal benefit. Why are they still manufactured?
T - Taupe. Not the color; just the word.
Bonus: Talking while I’m teaching. Shut up and learn.
U - Unnecessary noise so please govern yourselves accordingly.
V - V-8 juice. Yuck!
W - Wrapping gifts. I can do most things really well EXCEPT wrap gifts.
X - Chiiiile, whatever…
Y - Young old people. Grow up.
Z - Zippers that aren’t functional.
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